I can't believe there's a guide for how to pee in a wedding dress. Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I can believe it! Behold the glory: How to Use the Restroom in a Wedding Gown.
I was a wedding director for years - and never, ever heard or read of such genteel instructions. I don't think I'd take a flower girl into the stall with me tho'.....
If there's anyone who gives you any guff about having the wedding you guys want to have (instead of a WEDDING), you could very sweetly offer them the job of holding up your dress while you pee and share how that would really make the day meaningful...
I was a wedding director for years - and never, ever heard or read of such genteel instructions. I don't think I'd take a flower girl into the stall with me tho'.....
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ReplyDeleteIf there's anyone who gives you any guff about having the wedding you guys want to have (instead of a WEDDING), you could very sweetly offer them the job of holding up your dress while you pee and share how that would really make the day meaningful...
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